In defense of breakfast cereal:
Cereal is there when you need it. It’s tasty and will fill you up. It is quick and effective and easy to put together. Especially on an empty stomach. Cereal can fulfill any craving. It can be sweet or it can be savory. It’s nostalgic but contemporary. It’s inexpensive if you look for the deals. Most of all, I just like cereal.
Then step away from the Xbox, and the failblogs, and the tip-shoveling web teats...– kung fu grippe File under: “Get your freelancing ass in gear, Greg.”
The Felice Brothers — Frankie’s Gun!
SIGNS OF: Eye twitches throughout the day Malapropisms Accidental brutal honesty through Freudian slips Urge to punch computers COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH: Lack of eating food not purchased at a food court Long-term exposure to fluorescent lighting Technology Eleven back-to-back days of work Fourteen hour work days CURES: Days Off Sleep Beer Music emphasizing an antiestablishment...