May 2010
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In defense of breakfast cereal:
Cereal is there when you need it.
It’s tasty and will fill you up.
It is quick and effective and easy to put together. Especially on an empty stomach.
Cereal can fulfill any craving. It can be sweet or it can be savory.
It’s nostalgic but contemporary. It’s inexpensive if you look for the deals.
Most of all, I just like cereal.
“Then step away from the Xbox, and the failblogs, and the tip-shoveling web teats...”
– kung fu grippe
File under: “Get your freelancing ass in gear, Greg.”
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The Felice Brothers — Frankie’s Gun!
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BURNOUT
SIGNS OF:
Eye twitches throughout the day
Malapropisms
Accidental brutal honesty through Freudian slips
Urge to punch computers
COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH:
Lack of eating food not purchased at a food court
Long-term exposure to fluorescent lighting
Technology
Eleven back-to-back days of work
Fourteen hour work days
CURES:
Days Off
Sleep
Beer
Music emphasizing an antiestablishment...
